The Redneck & the Dummy

A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. All of a sudden, an angry redneck stands up, rolls up his sleeves ,and yells, ''I resent that!''

The ventriloquist starts apologizing to the redneck. The redneck looks at him and says, '' You stay outta this! I'm talking to the guy on your lap!''