the peanut

A man gets a peanut stuck firmly in his ear and no matter
how hard his wife tries, they cannot get it out.

Just as they’re about to give up, their daughter arrives home with her
boyfriend. When they hear what has happened the
boyfriend tells them confidently that he knows how to get it
out. He sticks 2 fingers up the man’s nose and tells him to
blow as hard as he can.

The man does this and the peanut pops out. Sometime later the parents are talking and mum comments, “Our Vera’s got a clever boyfriend there. I wonder what will become of him.”

“I’ll tell you one thing, by the smell of his fingers, he’ll be
our son-in-law,” came the reply.