Disappointed Father

The boy’s father was so disappointed with his son’s school
report, he decided to go and see the headmaster to find out
what had gone wrong.

“Well, I have good news and bad news,” replied the
headmaster.

“The bad news is that your son has discovered he’s gay and
he spends all his time pursuing the good looking boys
instead of studying.”

The father was horrified.

“But what on earth is the good news?” he stammered.

The headmaster smiled. “Well, the good news is that your
son has been voted Queen of the May.”