Dirty One Line Jokes

Q. What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
A. A wet nose.

Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged

Q. Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist?
A. He got the sack.

Q. What do you do if a bird shits on your car?
A. Don’t ask her out again.

Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.

Q. What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A. A cherry float.

Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use some lubricant.

Q. What’s the difference between men and government bonds?
A. Bonds mature.

Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering menopause?
A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins.

Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A. They don’t have time.