Bad One Line Jokes part 2

Q. What’s the bad news about being a test tube baby?
A. You know for sure that your dad is a wanker.

Q. What’s the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.

Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from your grandmother have in common?
A. You don’t look down.

Q. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A. A private tutor.

Q. Why is being in the military like a blow job?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q. Who’s the world’s greatest athlete?
A. The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

Q. What does a skeleton get when he goes to a bar?
A. A beer and a mop.

Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant
A. Marry it.

Q. What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates?
A. A tearjerker.